F*ck Deployment 18" x 18" Tote Bag
F*ck Deployment 18" x 18" Tote Bag
Let me guess... someone you know is deployed, right? Yeah, I thought so.
It doesn't matter how many deployments you and your family have been through, deployments fucking suck. There's no amount of "I Love You" over the phone or video chat that will help you get a good night sleep. It's impossible not to miss them when they're deployed and it's your birthday or Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, or family vacation time.
Even so, you've got this! You are not alone in thinking that "fuck deployment", and there are plenty of people in your shoes that miss their husbands and wives, sons and daughters, moms and dads. You can't control this deployment, but you can control your sense of humor with this Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Deployment Pillow Tote Bag. We made it with the Nato Phonetic Alphabet, so you can embrace a little bit of military humor without being too crass.
Trust us, we've been through a couple of deployments here at American Pride Spot. If you're struggling with anything, on this site or in your deployment life, don't hesitate to give us a call!
Product Details:
- 18" x 18" Tote Bag
- 100% spun polyester poplin fabric
- 1 inch wide cotton shoulder strap
- Black fabric lined
- Dry or Spot Clean Only
It usually takes 3-5 business days to make your order + additional 3-5 days for shipping. We don't carry any inventory. Everything is made johnny-on-the-spot.
Please allow for additional time around the holidays. We promise to send shipping updates as soon as your order has shipped.
Since all items are made to order, we do not accept any returns or offer refunds. That being said, we stand by our Got Your Six Guarantee. If there is any issue with the purchase, please let us know within 60 days of your purchase and we'll replace the item or issue you store credit.
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